Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. , originally uploaded by rahpunzil.

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? , originally uploaded by rahpunzil.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points., originally uploaded by rahpunzil.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute., originally uploaded by rahpunzil.

Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble., originally uploaded by rahpunzil.